Yesterday I took my final exam for Air North flight attendant initial training, and I passed. I'm not quite there yet, I still have my service training, familiarization flight and line indoctrination before I'm officially a flight attendant. The line indoctrination sounds like something unpleasant the Borg or a cult might do, but it's a training flight where you have all the flight attendant duties while you are shadowed but a supervisor. Probably the Borg would do it too.
Today is service training. I really hope I learn how to pour coffee. I can't even drink coffee without spilling it on myself. If the service training is anything like safety training, I'll be a pro in no time. Maybe they'll even teach me to drink coffee.